GET YOURSELF A GOOD STIFF DRINK FOR THIS ONE

I am going to tell you a story unlike you have heard before. It is a shortened version of the bible. It is about sin. creation,the life of Jesus, the crucifixion and the resurrection. It is the basis of the splits which cause churches to divide themselves over interpretation of a word. I am going to tell it to you like you were innocent and never heard it before. You will be appalled at the acts of incredible stupidity and cruelty if you listen in innocence and will be positive you would never do such a thing. Well here goes. This is how it started.

Once upon a time a being called God had a thought. He didn't tell anyone because there was nobody around. "I am going to create heaven and earth." and did. He did this by dividing the waters from the waters and the dark from the dark. He created all life forms including plants, Then he created a man to tend to all he created, He felt sorry for the man who looked lonely and from the man he created woman from one of his ribs. God created all of this perfect in every way as God was perfect in every way. He called the first man Adam and the first woman was called Eve, They lived in a perfect garden called Eden. God said you can eat from any tree except the tree of knowledge because you shall surely die if you do. One day the serpent appeared in the garden and beguiled Eve, telling her the fruit was good and she surely will not die. The moment she ate it she realized she was naked and covered herself. God who came walking through the garden with his voice knew she had eaten the forbidden fruit and had given some to Adam who had just finished naming all the creatures in the garden and needed a snack. God was furious because they had disobeyed him and he had made them perfect in a perfect garden and had a discussion with the host of them and decided to cast them out of the garden before they ate from the tree of life as well. There is some concern with who God was talking too when there was nobody else there but that is another story. There is also the question of what was a serpent doing in the perfect garden talking to Eve which created this original sin but again that is another story. anyway the story goes that after they left the garden they had two sons, Cain and Able and God still visited and not much really changed. One day in a fit of jealousy Cain kills Able for no apparent reason other than to spill his blood over the land which now Lord God figures this out almost on cue and confronts Cain. "What have you done. Your brothers blood cries out from the land?" Cain was found guilty and was sentenced to be King of the mountain tribes. And they say crime does not pay. Cain said he would surely be killed if he goes up there and pleaded with Lord God not to send him away. But the Lord God was stern in his conviction and decreed that no one will harm Cain and it was so. Cain left the second garden and moved into the mountains where he was crowned King. There is this other question you may be asking yourself just what did he become King of since there was no other people and the earth had just been created perfect he there they were just like the Lord God said and Cain already knew. the rest of the story of Adam and Eve is that they lived another nine hundred years and had another son named Seth.

Now here are four questions you must answer before you go on and it gets better so think hard. Write your answers in the comments sheet at the bottom of the page and submit.

1. Why would God suddenly decide to create heaven and earth from nothing prior to there being a sin and death?
2. What was a serpent doing in the garden to beguile Eve in the first place. Remember it was created perfect by a perfect being and they were created in his image.
3. Who was God talking to when he spoke to the host of them and who was the them he was host of if there was nobody else there.
4. Where did all of these mountain people come from that Cain became King of?

This is the end of part one but before you close your mind completely remember rocks are solid as and the word is good. So consider what you have been told has been told in sin which is blind and hides in the dark. Also consider that everything you have ever been told is true.

Coast to Coast

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In the first half of the show, George Noory welcomed paranormal researcher Heidi Hollis for a discussion on Shadow People and "Hat Man" encounters. Hollis revealed that she was personally haunted by Shadow People for several years. The veil between our worlds has been thinning, she explained, pointing out that many people are now experiencing encounters with shadow creatures. Hollis made a distinction between these shadow creatures and an entity she calls the "Hat Man," noting that he wears a trench coat and flat-brimmed hat, and seems to have authority over Shadow People. Although the "Hat Man" may appear differently to various witnesses, Hollis suggested he is a singular being capable of appearing in multiple places at the same time. He is a menacing presence, an evil incarnate, whose message seems to be, "Fear me, I own you," she added.

Hollis spoke about her visit to Hell and the reality of Jesus. She admitted being skeptical of other people's so-called encounters with Jesus, until she had a four life-changing meetings with him herself, and was healed of an incurable disease. "Jesus is no joke... he really is watching and he really is anxious to return," she announced. Hollis described her dream journey to Hell, where she recalled trudging through thick smelly mud within the body of a resident there. She described exploring a labyrinth of dark corridors that were lined with numerous iron cages crowded with tormented people, all overseen by creatures called Keepers. Hollis remembered telling some of the hopeless inhabitants that they would have a second chance to get out of Hell. She also encouraged listeners to join her Paranormal Pledge Facebook group.

WHAT IS THE RIGHT PATH

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Every one has an idea of what is right or wrong and they justify and defending that idea because it is something they settled on. It is in that justification that some ideas get warped, twisted until they are unrecognizable from its original intent. Now imagine if you are interpreting the will of man, the voter, a nation or even God, the damage you could do. Perhaps Teddy Roosevelt said it best when he said to "walk softly but carry a big stick."

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THE HONORABLE MEMBERS OTTAWA ADVENTURE

 
The Honorable Member's Ottawa Adventure
I was telling this really long story on a really short day when I saw this incredibly wide load completely filling my narrow view of things. “Hmmm??? This was a problem.” I had no one to complain to so I pretended I was black so I could blend in with the rocks that were rolling around in my head. When suddenly a solution became obvious to even the most dubious part of me. If I shut my eyes tight the load will most certainly disappear from my view. So I shut them tight. So tight my nose began to twitch. When the twitching stopped I realized that everything was black. “Ah-huh- with my disguise now in place I made my escape lunging forward squashing my nose flat on the wide load still apparently ahead of me. Now with the odd gush of blood dripping off my chin I thought maybe I should plug my ears so the load couldn't hear me and made another lunge. Wham. My forehead now split open. Yeah my plan was working.” I yelled. Nope couldn't hear anything. I stuck my tongue out and started making barking noises to confuse my opponent. It was then I felt a hugging on my coat sleeve till I finally pulled a finger out of my one ear. The other ear was in my pocket. Never worked anyway. “What are you doin there buddy?” I heard in a distinct newfie accent. "You're given yourself a hell of a beatin."
“I am defending myself.” I exclaimed.
“Against what?”
“Against this abomination, against all that is un holy and impure man. and all those that are against God and of course me. That is what I am doing my good man.”
“Well I don't know any of that but you were telling me a real good story about you being a spy against those communist-Muslim girls in that nudist colony in B.C. Then you hit a pole and started goin all funny like. What do ya do buddy. You're not from one of them funny homes we've been hearin about on the island are ya?”
I am an M.P. I am the sitting member from Alberta.”
“
Sounds like you're an Indian on strike. What tribe you from?”
“No you imbecile. Sorry my house leader says I should be more civil to the voter. You do vote don't you?”
“Yup. I vote fer den again.”
“You voted fer and again what?”
“I voted fer the liquor stores to be open 24 hours a day, no exceptions and agin if they should be closed on Christmas.”
“What about in elections man? Do you vote in elections?”
“Why are you getting so riled up over me voting habits?”
“I want to know if I should try and be nice to you.”
“Oh sure, I voted plenty of times but it is always the same guy that gets in. No matter what. Premier, Prime Minister, Mayor, school board, union hall. It is always the same guy.”
“How could it always be the same guy?”
“He is always a moron kinda like you. I'll bet you wanna be prime minister.”
“Well people have said-whispers have been heard-voices with people live and in my head have always been similar.”
“Oh I get it. You heard. Yeah we could use this lame dumb duck.”
“Yeah. I'd be good for them.”
“Who is them?”
“The power behind the throne. What's really under a Scotsman's kilt, the shadow in the fog, Man I'm talking about the real deal, the plan, the big picture?”
“You don't know who they are, do you?”
“No idea, only they are there and they are waiting for me.”
“To do what?”
I don't know. Maybe we should form an alliance.”
“Get away from me man, I am married.”
“No not that kind of alliance. A political alliance. A political social order alliance.”
“Just you and me?”
“Yes and you could be my deputy.”
“A deputy, I never been a deputy before. Fished a lot of Cod though man when there was Cod anyhow.”
“Well it's about the same thing you'd be doing now except only now you would be a fisher of men.”
“I heard that somewhere before.”
“I can't remember where though.”
“You, a bible man?”
“Yes, every day I read the good book. I call it my owner manual for my political causes.”
“Planning on starting a lot of wars are you. Crucify a lot of people. Especially the best and brightest if they are against you.”
“Well yeah but you got to do what the good book tells you to do.”
“I read the bible once. There was lots of whoring going on back than. The Jews had a King named David. He was a couple of hundred years old and he was dying so his friends strip him naked and got the best looking girls in the nation to stand naked around him to see if they could get his squirrel to start looking for his nuts again. Then there was Jesus who loved every body and wanted peace for all people, so they killed him.”
“Jesus wants now to bomb the shit out of everybody.”
“Is that so? Can't much blame him?”
“So do we have a deal, Mr. Deputy Prime Minister?'
“Jeez I like the sounds of that.”
And off they strolled along the Rideau Canal. Steven Hitler and Adolf Harper planning the future as we know it.