"There is no rule that postal workers can't date women. It just works out that way." Cliff Cavin. Acted on the comedy Cheers. He played the know it all postal worker.
Funny ads.
Used tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer Hendelbergenheinzel. One only.
Amana Washer for sale by very clean bachelor who seldom washed.
FREE! One can of pork and beans with the purchase of three bedroom home.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...also 1 gay bull for sale.
WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is no joke. You will be paid when we return. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
"I thought they were a hockey team." Mel Lastman on receiving criticism for accepting a Hell's Angels T-shirt. Afterward the Toronto mayor claimed that he did not know that the Hell's Angels dealt in the g=drug trade.
This was an ad in the Toronto Star.
Wanted..."Salespeople needed. If you are now employed but wish to improve your position, or in a dead end job, call now for opportunity in cemetery sales."
"Career opportunity for a fire-fighter: We offer a smoke-free environment."
Calgary Herald.
ANNOUNCEMENT:
"All residents will now be collected on Thursday."
Ontario waste systems company notice.
"At a meeting of the cemetery commission, the burial rates were increased to reflect the higher cost of living."
Nova Scotia church bulletin.
"Wedding gown worn once by mistake. Size9-10. Asking $20,00"
Oshawa Times
Classifieds
"Visitors are needed for a man having trouble with blindness and a German-speaking woman."
The Ottawa Citizen
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